ATTENTION ALL PRISONERS (3-steps Program)

I’m writing this to let all of you know what you can do about “doing Time” for a better life in prison.

STEP ONE: “LIVE WASTEFULLY.” Because it will cost the state gov’t a ga-zillion bucks. That is: Constantly leave your light on whenever you’re in your cage (sleep with your light on if you can. I do.), leave your fan on 24/7, listen to your radio/watch t.v. often, and flush your toilet/run your sink frequently (especially, the Hot water because it uses a lot more energy). Outside your cage, you can: Take extra food in the chow hall (Take as much food as possible, even if it’s food you don’t eat, give it to someone else or pitch it. They’re talking about taking our seconds away from us anyway), switch from pop drinking to juice drinking in the mornings (Juice costs more. Plus, there’s obvious health reasons) & if you do drink juice~ Drink more of it; also, use up THEIR paper (use state paper for drawing, typing & artwork, fill out as many kites as you possibly can, make paper airplanes, machete, flush it, whatever); and preach your NEW, well-developed, “wasteful-living ethic” to other prisoners (AMAP). You know: if everyone did this, the state would go bankrupt and then THEY would have to let us all go. REMEMBER: “MOST of you are in here because of the state’s fucked-up gov’t and legal system.” (not because you put yourself here [but maybe for some?] like THEY would have you believe).

Most prisoners, at this point, would say: “No don’t do those things! You’ll only give THEM a reason to make things worse for us.” FUCK THAT scared-inmate talk! Don’t let such weak statements from narrow-minded idiots stop YOU from taking action. It’s true that when things get expensive for the custodians, they snap and try to make things worse for us than what they already are. But that’s happening anyway and prison’s supposed to be a war against those that fuck up your life. So let THEM snap because, when prisoners get pissed off, it has a rubber-band effect: First of all, most prisoners just don’t get it: “THEY can get away with ANYTHING because they’re ‘authority’ but that’s only because YOU let them, but it doesn’t have to be that way.” When they retaliate like this its highly “Unconstitutional” because its considered Cruel and Unusual Punishment by the Federal gov’t. And second, if THEY do retaliate, it almost always backfires on their punk-asses because some pissed-off prisoner finds some way to avenge himself by giving them a dose of their own rotten medicine. When something like this happens, the custodians are left with no other choice but to make changes that will make prison conditions better again (and sometimes even better than what they were to begin with). When THEY’RE forced to do this, it compromises security because they’re not saving any money, so prisoners have to be freed. So if THEY do retaliate, throw the bullshit right back at THEIR ugly-faces, get EVEN~ COUNTER-RETALIATE. There are several constructive ways for you to do this: A) See the “free” contract attorney (or, contact your own). B) You can contact the FBI, DOJ (Department of Justice), OSHA, the press, the media, or even John Stossel himself (20/20 Give Me a Break!) to complain. And if you are unable, have your people contact them for you. C) or, You can also contact other prisoners to file a class-action lawsuit against the prison (just don’t let THEM catch you petitioning). But whatever you decide to do, make sure THEY don’t find out what you’re up to. And don’t be afraid of them messing with you for filing Grievances. What can THEY do against one person (you) if everyone is filing them?

STEP TWO: “REAP GOOD CORRUPTION~ TO ENCOURAGE AN ATMOSPHERE OF HATE.” That is: A) There are some things that you can say to other prisoners to stir up harsh feelings, so that they blame everything on the prison and its petty officials. This will encourage prisoners to do things they normally wouldn’t do (such as: wasting, destroying state property, filing grievances & lawsuits, vandalism, arson, or just trying to raise hell). In other words, it stirs them into action. B) Do likewise with the custodians. There are also things that you can say to them to: “make them angry with each other” or, at least, “argue with one another.” Turn THEM against each other, just like they like to turn us against other prisoners. This should be every prisoners M.O. at each & every moment. And C) Keep on scheming, so that you have power to use against THEM, like they do with us everyday. In addition, make sure you share these schemes with one another to improve any given scheme.

STEP THREE: "PLANT THE SEEDS OF CHAOS AND WATCH THE VIRUS GROW". There actually is a good reason that you should love your neighbor (yes, even those retarded fuckers you can’t stand. As yourself? Well, that’s up to you.): If somebody thinks you like them, you actually stand a better chance at getting into their brains, so that you have access to their mind. You can make them into an effective host by infecting their minds with this virus, so that they’ll pass it on to infect others. When this virus enters the brain it can infiltrate, fuse with other neurons and create software of its own, so that it spreads & propagates itself and grows to infect a vast majority of host minds until a whole system (i.e., the prison) is infected because this is the ideal environment to release such a wonderful virus. This is a form of social conditioning and the method that I mention here is called “Propaganda” (the spreading of “ideas” that like to propagate themselves). And when a shit-load of people are being affected because your words are striking home, it is called the “Domino Effect.” So that just demonstrates the power that you can wield by using words to create a contagious hallucinogen (i.e., a virus) to your advantage in an environment like this. So plant the seeds of chaos for a better life now!